DEAR GOD, WE HAVEN'T EVEN REALLY HAD A CHANCE TO MEET THESE CHARACTERS YET! WHY SHOULD WE CARE?!
Like every Mom's opinion on the planet, the reason you should care is Because I said so. Actually, It's cause this didn't start as a comic, and I can't be bothered to Origin Story it yet. Instead, you get thrown into the MIDDLE OF THE ACTION CAUSE SCREW EXPOSITION AW YEAH *EXPLOSION*
